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Hilarious excuses Kenyans give when someone borrows them money

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Hilarious excuses Kenyans give when someone borrows them money

Kenyans are savage when it comes to responses especially when you borrow money from them.

Their responses can leave one hospitalized for a week in the ICU if you’re not strong enough or leaves you in stitches.

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Well, Kenyans were asked this question: Si unisave na 2k nitakurudishia kesho..and their responses were hilarious whereas some were savage.

Below are the responses, go through:

Mushshady: Sawa leta number.

Marvinmj: Nime uninstall MPeSa tu saa ii!

onenainadavid: Kuna 70k nasubiri, ikikam ntakushow. Kaa rada

nguo_zuri: Acha nishuke mat in a few

victorsadera: Waaah ata mimi nadai hio 2k ndio nimalizane na landlord

jaysam_music: Eih joh! Buda nikunoma. Hata Mimi nimewai punch Kwa mshwari Tu sai sai!

lizstym: Niko nazo cash na hakuna Mpesa karibu huku…

thekenyanpoet: Waaah iza bro, nilidelete App ya Mpesa

Wanjikugod: Nimekopeshwa sahii sahii Tu..

jaysam_music: Kuna uradi flani nategea imakm thru but 50/50, sitakupromise but just incase ntakurushia.

kennonken: Manze i wish ungenisho mapema kiasi coz nimetumia tu sahi… ????????????

denice: We unasema nini! Me ata lunch sjakula, ukiniomba naona unanipima…hii serikali skuizi jo

erastus_owuor: Umesema late sana. Ni leo tu nimebuy hii kitu ya 2k

pantopatra: Ayaayaa imagine nisha sort Msee already

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neshemmie: Ungesema mapema ….nimekua na doo nikatumia mathe

jayne_nimo: Wah aki siezi make nalipa installment ya loan yangu leo

christinemumprude: Sahii sina lakini nikipata Baadaye nitakushtua

nerimasendeyo: Nangoja Jowi atoke jail ako na deni yangu

great_nixini: wacha nione kama iko,and off I go.

hillary_kiyanily: si ungeniuliza jana jioni aki, nmesave tu arif wa mine like two hours ago

jackybproducer: Sina lakini kuna kitu nangoja mahali, ikiingiana nitakuskumia????????

johnmwangijohn: Bado sijalipwa

liliankays: Ngaiii mwezi iko mbaya, sjapata hata salary ka ingekua end month ningekusave

djlonezke: Bado hatujalipwa hadi sahii

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lizzy_kayila: Wawawa ungenisho Jana… Nlikua nazo nkaspend saa hii nmesota… Lakini nkipata mazuri ntakushtua

ms_munge: Waah Aki ATA nimetumia mathe 3k nimebaki na 200 mpesa

martinmuthoka Nitalipwa hii wiki

victor_avisa: ATM yangu ime expire but ntaona vile tutafanya

aruks: hata mi sina Ume.try mswari,tala,branch ama.Timiza

loftymatambo: Ngoja tu kesho itafika

mercie: Na ukikufa ??

samir_bin_noor: Haki io kiswahili yko umeniandikia ni ngumu sielewi… siezi soma… na usinipigie niko kwa meeting ????????????????.

erick: Ntakupea kesho.

giddy_arap_soi Ngoja ifike kesho upate yako.

ngugibenjamin: Manze Jo iza pia Mimi Niko down na nilikuwa nathink pia kama unaeza nisave na 2K
amytangerine????????

chichijoy: Siongeniambia jana aki..nimekopesha mtu tu saa hii

collo_kibe: Nakusort kesho please????????

mundear: Aaah wish uli-request mapema, nimetumia like 30 minutes ago.

Ladybee Kuna msee natime anisendie ntakushtua but aki ugesema mapema

lynah_eves: Aki sina na mshwari yangu naweza pewa tu 400 tho nko na loan ya last time aki.

noah_kori: Ntakupa 2k na uridishe ikiwa thao tatu.

Pendo: Maybe kama unaeza ngoja hadi next week. Kuna doo nategea.

joanjojo: Kuna doh na expect nikijengwa nitakusort.

ark__leo: Ungenishow jana,nimespend doo nilikua nayo jana.

guyamartin: Gava’ walishuku me ni Nephew wa Obado, wame freeze ka mpesa kangu..Iza mzae????

elishablaxx: Kwani mi ni mca.

brenda_jumah:  Ungeniomba jana.

klyfz: Kuna zingine zangu nangojea zikikam ntakutmia.

anitasheri: Niko na cash na mpesa haziko karibu ntasend kesho.

victorinyongjones: 16 percent effect.

shelimo: Unakumbuka ile 5k ya last year? Kata hio 2k hapo

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